San Francisco, April 5, 2025 – Silicon Valley’s high-stakes wager on President Donald Trump’s 2024 campaign is off to a rocky start, with tech valuations cratering and IPO dreams deferred just months into his second term. Trump’s April 2 tariff bombshell—10% on all imports, with 24% on Japan, 46% on Vietnam, and 54% on China—unleashed a market maelstrom, slashing the Nasdaq by 10% this week, its worst since the 2020 COVID crash, per CNBC. As the S&P 500 bled 4.8% Thursday and CoreWeave’s $1 billion IPO stumbled, the region’s tech elite—who bankrolled Trump’s run expecting a deregulatory boom—are now staring down a grim return on investment.
The Bet That Backfired
Last year, Silicon Valley titans like Marc Andreessen and Ben Horowitz of Andreessen Horowitz threw millions behind Trump, betting his “little tech agenda” would juice startup growth, per their July 2024 podcast. Peter Thiel’s Founders Fund and crypto VCs followed, pumping $119 million into the campaign, lured by promises to kneecap SEC crypto crackdowns and axe Biden-era AI guardrails, per Splinter. Trump’s inauguration saw tech CEOs parading to D.C., with Elon Musk—now heading the Department of Government Efficiency—cheering tariffs as a negotiation cudgel. “A new golden era,” Musk posted on X in January.
That optimism imploded this week. Apple shed 14%—its steepest drop in five years—losing $420 billion in market cap, per CNBC. Tesla, Musk’s flagship, plunged 9.2%, down 40% for 2025. The “Magnificent Seven” tech giants collectively hemorrhaged $1.8 trillion in two days. “You couldn’t create a worse macro environment to go public,” Phil Haslett of EquityZen told CNBC Friday, as CoreWeave’s stock slid 12%, limping 17% above its slashed offer price. Mark Klein of SuRo Capital, who’d predicted an “IPO parade,” emailed CNBC: “The parade’s halted—tariffs flipped the script.”
IPOs Grounded, Valuations Tank
The IPO pipeline’s frozen. CoreWeave, the first venture-backed firm to raise over $1 billion in a U.S. IPO since 2021, cut its offering amid “turbulence,” Haslett said—Nintendo’s Switch 2 preorder delay a stark warning of tariff fallout. “No one’s risking it now,” Lise Buyer, a Google IPO vet, told CNBC, urging CEOs to calm jittery staff as valuations wobble. Private firms are refining cash-hoarding plans, with Andreessen Horowitz’s $9 billion in crypto assets and Sequoia’s FTX write-off haunting the VC scene, per Splinter.
Posts on X capture the whiplash: “Silicon Valley bet big on Trump—now it’s paying the price,” one user wrote Friday. Another jabbed: “Musk’s tariffs tanked Tesla—ironic much?” Economists warn of recession risks as China’s 34% counter-duties, set for April 10, threaten supply chains—Apple’s China reliance a glaring vulnerability. “Disruption’s hard on people,” ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer told CNBC Friday, dodging tariff specifics alongside Satya Nadella at the company’s 50th anniversary.
A Bet Gone Sour—for Now
Trump’s Silicon Valley backers aren’t waving the white flag yet. Some, like Andreessen, defend the chaos on X as “short-term pain for long-term gain,” banking on deregulation to offset tariff hits. But with Microsoft’s Nadella silent and Tesla’s Musk urging shareholders to “hang on” amid a 2025 skid, per Forbes, the early returns are brutal. “The market’s telling us something,” Georgetown’s Reena Aggarwal told POLITICO last week—Silicon Valley’s unicorns, once buoyed by cheap cash, now face a reckoning.
As tariffs ripple—delaying Dassault’s Nigeria plans and crashing Japan’s GP buzz—Silicon Valley’s Trump bet looks less like a jackpot and more like a busted flush. The Nasdaq might rebound, but for now, plunging valuations and stalled IPOs are the bitter harvest of a gamble gone awry.
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