Which Stranger Things Character Are You? (A Quick, Spooky Quiz to Channel Your Inner Hawkins Hero)
Hey, Upside Down adventurer! With Stranger Things Season 5 hype building (those first-look teases have us all screaming “Friends Don’t Lie”), it’s time to figure out your Hawkins alter ego. Are you the telekinetic powerhouse Eleven, the sarcastic king Steve Harrington, or maybe the brainy Dustin Henderson? Take this 5-question quiz—answer honestly (no peeking at the Mind Flayer)—and I’ll reveal your match at the end. Ready to flip the lights?
Question 1: You’re facing a Demogorgon in the woods. What’s your move?
- A: Blast it with your powers and yell “You can’t hurt me!” (Eleven energy)
- B: Grab a bat from your trunk and swing like it’s a home run derby. (Steve vibes)
- C: Distract it with a clever gadget you MacGyvered from walkie-talkies and fireworks. (Dustin ingenuity)
- D: Run for your bike and pedal like hell while plotting the group’s escape. (Mike’s leadership)
- E: Sneak around quietly, snapping photos for proof later. (Nancy’s investigative grit)
Question 2: Your ideal Friday night in 1985?
- A: Chilling with Eggo waffles, practicing your stare-down in the mirror.
- B: Scooping ice cream at the mall, flirting with cute coworkers.
- C: Dungeons & Dragons marathon with your besties—roll for initiative!
- D: Bike rides under the stars, dreaming big with your squad.
- E: Breaking into abandoned buildings to uncover government secrets.
Question 3: What’s your go-to weapon against the supernatural?
- A: Telekinesis—objects fly, bad guys flop.
- B: Nail-studded baseball bat. Practical and badass.
- C: Science! (Acid for melting gates, anyone?)
- D: Loyalty and a slingshot—aim true, fight smart.
- E: A flashlight, a notebook, and zero fear of the dark.
Question 4: How do you handle heartbreak?
- A: Retreat to a blanket fort and eat your feelings (waffles count).
- B: Punch a bag at the gym, then charm your way back to cool.
- C: Blast heavy metal and rant to your walkie-talkie buddy.
- D: Write sappy letters and rally the group for moral support.
- E: Channel it into a killer story for the school paper.
Question 5: Your squad’s motto?
- A: “Friends don’t lie.” Simple and unbreakable.
- B: “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty great babysitter.” (Pride in the chaos.)
- C: “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.” Wait, wrong show—nah, “Science rules!”
- D: “We protect each other, no matter what.”
- E: “The truth is out there… and I’m finding it.”
Your Results: Tally Your Answers!
- Mostly A’s: You’re Eleven! The fierce protector with a heart of gold (and nosebleeds). You’re quiet but unstoppable when it counts—channel that strength for real-world “monsters” like tough deadlines. Pro tip: Stock up on Eggos.
- Mostly B’s: You’re Steve Harrington! The reformed jock turned ultimate wingman. Sarcasm? On point. Loyalty? Unmatched. You’re the friend who shows up with hairspray and heroism—own that glow-up.
- Mostly C’s: You’re Dustin Henderson! The curly-haired genius with endless curiosity. Gadgets, quips, and that infectious laugh make you the group’s spark. Remember: Even demodogs can’t outsmart Henderson charm.
- Mostly D’s: You’re Mike Wheeler! The heart of the party, always scheming to keep everyone together. Romantic, brave, and a little stubborn—your basement fort dreams built unbreakable bonds. Keep leading with love.
- Mostly E’s: You’re Nancy Wheeler! The fearless journalist with a crossbow and a code. Smart, sassy, and unafraid to call out BS—you’re the one exposing Upside Down conspiracies and high school drama. Scoop those truths!
If your answers are a total mix (classic Hawkins chaos), congrats—you’re Will Byers, the sensitive survivor who’s seen it all and still finds the light. Art nerd with a warrior soul? Iconic.
Loved this? Dive deeper with the full BuzzFeed version for more twists or the YouTube personality test for visual vibes. Who’s your result? Drop it below—let’s geek out before Season 5 drops the final gate!